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I smudge eyeliner, and fall off heels, but ever since I was about 16, when a violet lace Wonderbra and a pair of 8 hole DMs made me feel like I could take on the world, I’ve loved underwear. There’s something about a pair of brilliant pants or a gorgeous bra that […]
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So, Kate Middleton. Love her, hate her or, like me, just feel a bit “meh” – you’ve got to feel sorry for the poor cow. I recently stumbled across a little gem from celebrity rag, Now Magazine quoting the first couple of vacuous opinion, Richard and Judy, who basically think that Kate should crack on […]
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I have a confession to make. When the week is done, and I stagger home through half-deserted streets (who am I kidding, I live in London, I elbow my way through the mob) to home, my greatest desire post-Supernoodles is not to go to a literary salon. Or to take MDMA and listen to minimal […]
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Cheers for the photo I went to university just off Tottenham Court Road in London, so Spearmint Rhino was a daily reality for me. As news broke in my final year of more and more students turning to stripping and prostitution for student loan top-ups, the leering events promoters outside became an even more sinister […]
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10 Snapshots that should warrant the eternal rotting in hell of ‘Piranha 3DD’ (Yes, the title says it all.) What could be worse than a degrading, mushy chick flick? Oh, that’s right – a twenty-times-worse dick flick. Released this week, we have the hotly anticipated ‘Piranha 3DD’ (no, that’s not a typo) with a trailer […]
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1. That the fugliest ever shoes to walk this earth, espadrilles, are still doing the rounds amongst the ‘Fash Pack’- when will these atrociously impractical monstrosities vanish from my sight forever? And will they takes the shoes with them? 2. Fleet, in Hampshire, is the UK’s vibrator capital, spending four times the […]
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…as explained by Kat’s Grandpa My granddad loves to discuss politics, as in he loves to lecture all of us on what is really wrong with todays youth, immigrants, women and other underclass people. Today I was lucky enough to be the only grandchild visiting, so got his full attention = 10 […]
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What is liberating when it comes to swimwear?Swimwear. It must have been a relief when the voluminous large gowns with weights in began to shrink and become more form fitting, allowing women to move and swim freely. Then the ’40s brought us the revolution of the Bikini. Women’s bodies joyfully on show, free […]
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Earn your body’s forgiveness in just two weeks Want to look at healthy as this? Follow my miracle two week detox diet By Dr Goodweather (as imagined by Adam Bannister) Tinnitus, twitches, hiccups, itches, pins and needles, in-growing toenails, self-loathing, the vague, uneasy feeling that you’ve left the oven on and cancer are […]
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Much has been said about the western ideal to have a perfect body and the pressure to keep it like that. Very much. So much, in fact, that we are all weary not only of being told to be perfect, but weary of being told that we are being told to be perfect. […]
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Image by Dina Goldstein for the Fallen Princesses Project Fable House Street of Libraries Unseen City Never-Never Land Dear Merlin, I am writing to you on behalf of the Arbitrators of the Patriarchy, in my official role as a representative of the Council of Fables. We have a serious breach occurring […]
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